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Honorary Members
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"Gamer"
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Class: Paladin
Alignment: Lawful good
Nerdiness: 19
Charisma: 6
Strength: 6
Constitution: 5
Luck: 15
Intelligence: 19
Wisdom: 13
Dexterity: 11
Birth Location/Date: Baldur's Gate/08.23.1900
Favourite Movie: The Lord of the Rings/ The Star Wars Trilogy
Favourite Book: No Man's Land or The Goodfellow Chronicles
Favourite Games: Planescape: Torment, Grim Fandango, StarCraft, Baldur's Gate II, Half-Life
Favourite Superheroes: Spider-Man, Superman, Batman
Favourite Series: Star Trek
Nerdy Attributes: Computer Hardware/Software (games) Whiz
Invented: Nerd Winter Exercise
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"Trekie"
Class: Berserker Alignment: Chaotic good Specs: Nerdiness:17Strength:18/00Constitution:18Intelligence:18
Wisdom:0 Charisma:19Dexterity:19Luck:5
Trekie is, as you may have guessed, a trekie. He enjoys all the Star Trek s but his favourite is Star Trek, The
Next Generation. Trekie however also enjoys Star Wars, computer games, math and logic, as well as other nerdy traits.
Trekie adores brittish humur, especially Monty Python and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Trekie is 13 years old,
he is in grade 11. Trekie was born in Britain, but moved to America before he was old enough to remember. One
of Trekie's faveourite phrases is "Quit Shoving" others include "you can't spell courage without rage" "Whatever
floats your boat" "Engage" "Kuma Manuver" "Various oddiments" "Highly Technological" "Ec-cellent" "Shotgun!"
and "Portable temporal analysis device." Along With these phrases go many a pittiful insult, the most commoun of which
is calling someone the last noun or word in their sentence. When performed by Trekie this sort of 'burn' is usually
follow by some oh, Oh, OH, OH!! OOH!!! 's of increasing volume and intensity, as well as a courus of "Can't Touch This."
Trekies faveourite book, like Gandalf is Lord of the Rings he also greatly enjoys the movie. Unlike
Gandalf, he is a true fan, because he was a big fan of the books before they had even announced the release of a movie,
though he is a great fan of the movies as well. Trekie is a huge fan of the NES console. His faveourite video game (PC Games
included) is Startropics, an amazing adventure game for the NES. He also enjoys Ledgend of Zelda, and Super Mario Bros. One
and Three. For other platforms he likes Dead or alive two and Three for Dreamcast and Xbox, Final Fantasy VII for the PS
(or PC) Sonic Three and Knuckles for the PC, and Heroes of Might and Magic II (and III) for the PC. Trekie enjoys many forms
of music. Amusing types such as Arrogant Worms, and Weird Al. His faveourite artists are Billy Joel, the Beatles, and Meatloaf.
Trekie has a great love for life in all it's awesomeness, and thinks that anyone who is reading this (i.e. anyone who
is rich enough to afford internet access) doesn't have the right to be depressed, unless someone they know died or something
equally tragic. Trekie's favourite movie is The Matrix (or Fellowship, he can't decide, come to think of it, it might
be empire strikes back.) he is as obsesed with it as he is with Star Trek, however he prefers his Trekie identity because
it is more commounly acknowlaged as nerdy. Below is a picture of Data, Trekies faveourite character from star trek.
Trekie has many oddities in his character. For example he is wont to give people thumbs up at inexplicable times.
One of these oddities is that he wishes he had an inventory, such as one you would find on Zork, or a MUD. He has only
gotten as far as to make one that he can view when on this website. You also can view it, naturally it will not be up
to date all the time, because it only updates to what he has when he edits this site. The inventory can be viewed below.
Trekie's Inventory
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" SWNerd" (Quarrel)
Class: Jedi Guardian
Alignment: Lawful good
Occupation: Lazy
Nerdiness: 18
Charisma: 4
Strength: 8
Constitution: 4
Luck: 0(-4)
Intelligence:17
Wisdom: 10
Dexterity: 8
Birth Location/Date: Theed, Naboo/Multiple terran annual cycles ago.
Favourite Movies: Star Wars OT
Favourite Books: Thrawn Trilogy, Discworld
Favourite Songs: Phantom Medley, Star Wars Cantina, Duel of The Fates, Imperial March,etc.
Favourite Game: NO RELEVANT COMMENTED!!!!!
Favourite Heroes: OT Yoda, OT Obi-Wan
Favourite Villains: Darth Vader, OT Boba Fett
Favourite Series: Star Wars
Favourite Quote: I Think, Therefore I Am.
Favourite Star Wars Moment: OT
Favourite Specific Star Wars Moment: Darth Vader vs. Luke SkywalkerEp. V (silhouette
fight sequence)
Least Favourite Star Wars Moment: BLASPHEMIED!!!!!!
Favourite: My Favourite
Nerdy Attributes: Unhealthy Star Wars Obsession, Above-Average Intelligence
Invented: "Not mentioning any names."*Cough several times, shift eyes*, happy face.
Butchered: "You're so mean to meeeeeeee", "meeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"
Aliases: SWNerd, SWNerd, [Error 404: Text Not Found], SWNerd
Associates: Keys
Ambition: To Enter Gamer's House. Ambition Fulfilled!
SWNerd's Associates
"Bookworm"
Bookworm is involved in endless reading of popular and non-popular novels such as The Lord of the Rings (popular), which
he has read 10 times over, and Order of the Phoenix (popular), which he has read 15 times. The newest addition is The Gilded
Chain with 14 times (5 in one day and I don't lie). He has been reincarnated many times and in his current life he was born
in Baelmark, Eurania and moved to his current location at the age of one. He enjoys insulting others with really bad names
and really bad threats such as "quiet, chunky!" "smoothé baldo!" or "bilge!" He invented "quit shoving!" and like the others,
he is intelligent (and can think up good comebacks.) His favourite movies include: The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter
. UNLIKE the rest, he does not enjoy the cartoons of Homestar Runner, but he still laughs at the jokes before we tell him
that they're from there ("Last time I let you write my bio-Bookworm). LIKE Gamer, Bookworm's favourite computer game is Baldur's
Gate 2 closely followed by Age of Kings and Dynasty Warriors 4. He has also seen every episode of the original Star Trek and
TNG but can't remember anything about them. Like Trekie, Bookworm is a true fan of Lord of the Rings, however, to his shame,
he was beaten to reading them by Trekie. (I'll kill that cow someday, just watch me, when his back's turned, BAM! with the
pipe, then in the river, Splash! All done, nice and clean. Another thing that wasn't added to my bio was the fact that I love
rambling on about stuff, hour, after hour, after hour, after hour, and I never shut up, I just keep rambling on about useless
garbarge, like that time when the guy was in that movie and he died, and before that he did the stuff in the movie...-Bookworm)Bookworm
has added a list of his favourite books here. 1-Lord of the Rings. 2-Romance of the 3 Kingdoms #3a) Harry Potter and the Order
of the Phoenix. #3b)Gilded Chain. Class: Bard Alignment: Lawful good Specs:Nerdiness:18Charisma:19Dexterity:18Strength:15
Constitution:16 Intelligence:18Luck:21Wisdom:17
Bort (Vicious)
Bort is generally the best member of NAO, but only on
the website. He has, to date, done absolutely nothing on the website, not even his bio, stupid piece of... Some might
say that Bort is the greatest member to ever grace the ranks of NAO, but then again, some might say he's a stupid moron that
doesn't know the difference between reft and light. ! I mean left and right..hehe. Anyways, Bort, also called "Error:Not Found"
by the unenlighted, or just Mr. "Error:Not Found" by some weird dude he knew at a school, is a semi-good nerd. Although he
may not be a trekie, or a uge star wars fan, he nontheless manages to play tons of comuter games and D&D, as well as the
Star Wars RPG. He has much skill at Dungeons and Dragons, With this summer marking hsi fourth year of playing D&D, or
maybe it his fifth... anyways, he rules. The real Bort is also an amazing fighter. Proficient with the rare spiked chain,
he is reputed for slaying a vampire, an ogre magi, as well as disarmaing a stone golem. He is also know for being late for
an adventuring session and missing out on killing a dragon. He was, however, outside the cave during the incident, which counts
as something, right? Anyways, Bort is proud of his original name, or at least he was, because it turns out it was on the simpsons
a long time ago... Bort knew the name from somewhere, he just couldn't place it. Anyways, 'nuf rambling about Bort. PS: BORT
RULES specs: Class: Druid Alignment: Neutral Charisma:0 Strength:0Constitution:0Intelligence:18Luck:0Nerdiness:21 Dexterity:1Wisdom:0
Dungeon Master
As the dungeon master is to lazy to write anything himself, and bookworm deletes everything that anyone
else does on him, Trekie now proposes that in place of his bio, we all write a short bio for DM. This provides
an incentive for Bookworm not to delete it, because he can spew as much crap as he wants about his disgust for the dungeon
master. I'll start the procedings, where we go from there is up to whoever gets on first.
DM is the least nerdy member of NAO, clocking a 54% on the official test. He now insists on decreaseing his
nerdity by attempting to be cool. (shudder) DM's 'obsession' is Dungeons and Dragons, though he is now not so much obsessed
with it as he is slightly interested. DM also plays games, a few excellent titles such as Warcraft III stand out amongst
a pile of dung that includes such sins as Vice City, and dead to rights.
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