One year, SWNerd came home at the end of the day each day, and was most days, frightened that someone had broken into
his house, and might inflict some manner of physical damage to him, such as bruising him by flicking him. He then remembered
that keys had been made for him long ago, and it was logical to assume that they still existed. So he searched and searched,
and lo! He found the keys, and an added bonus.
He then started to keep them in his backpack, and realised that the other members of NAO knew his locker combination,
25, and could steal them, or let other people steal them. Because of this paranoia, SWNerd started carrying the keys around
with him, and found he could twirl them, which produced an extremely annoying sound. Taking the logical action, he started
twirling them consistantly, especially during tests.
Today, these same keys keep him safe, and have added about +24 to his luck score (see bio), as seen not only by his exams,
but also the almost constantly nice weather on an unmentioned summer program, as well as many other things
The description of the keys is as follows:
Item 1- A house key. Fairly self explanatory. This particular key has a blue transluscent panel on both sides of the
thick part of the key, with five circles where the material is not as thick, and light can easily seep through.
Item 2- Alternate residance key. Fairly self explanatory.
Item 3- Money holder. This rather chipped change holder from the co-operators company/thing holds up to 50 cents in quarters.
SWNerd figures it is about 6 years old, but cannot remember when it was first obtained. It, at the moment holds a regular
quarter, and a quarter with a hole in it.
Item 4- Darth Vader. This pewter sculpture of Darth Vader's head came with the Star Wars Special Edition DVD's,
along with stickers. SWNerd couldn't refuse putting this keychain on it.
That is all the items currently on SWNerd's keys, but there was at one time a length of chain, but it broke from
excessive twirling and dropping. Currently, the different members of NAO minus Bort are devising different ways to make
sure my keys never see the light of day again, but they are thwarted, for now at least. And so, SWNerd continues to be very
territorial about his keys, and with good reason.
