SWNerd:Sir, please remove all dangerous items you might be carrying, dragons, guns, the ability to go to bullet-time, etc.

Trekie:  "'K"  He opens his coat revealing wepons strapped all over him.  He begins taking them off.  He throws down two handguns, then two automatics, a pair of uzi's, one of those old school revolvers, his personal gun (a 30cm, custom made, polished white, triple barreled, self loading, hand gun with specialized aim built solely for Trekie's hand), two federation phasers, and a pair of romulan disrupters.   Suddenly he shouts "Now!" Instantly he drops to the ground kicking the disrupters and setting off a pre-set spread which covers from the feet to the waist of both Gamer and SWnerd as Bookworm enters the building and does absolutely nothing. Without pausing Trekie dives at his custom gun, catches it and rolls in one move, and swiftly hurls himself behind a pillar.

SWNerd: Using the Force to guide his actions, SWNerd yells "HOLY SH-" and jumps high above the disruptor fire, the sound drowning out the rest of the word "shamoley". He reaches for his lightsabre and activates it before he touches down on the ground, hiding behind yet another pillar.

Gamer: Gamer, after having mustered a magic field to protect himself from the attacks, uses his blinding magic to blind the two antagonists which plague the lobby. Unsheathing Glamdring, Gamer runs with staff and sword in hand and batters Trekie, and at last slashing Trekie to the point where he is knocked down. Spinning the ancient blade in right hand, Trekie deftly dodges the sting (no pun intended) of the blade. Drawing upon the energies of his former identity, Gamer then summons a pair of lightsabers for his ally to wield with the force. As his last trick, the wizard summons a bow, but keeps it hidden for the time being.

Trekie:  Having skillfully avoided the final blow of Gamer's mad ruff spree, he swiftly dives behind a pillar, but when Gamer peers behind it to view his opponent, there is no one there. SWNerd doesn't sense a thing until suddenly he feels and senses three standard barrels pressed against the back of his skull.  "Not even the force can save you now SWNerd, with an instinct gathered from post bullet-time movement, I can certinly pull a trigger faster than you can spin and stop me. Gamer don't move, I will shoot him if you come near me. And as for you SWNerd, why don't you change your view, give up, end your part in this fight, or I'll shoot and end your life in this duel.  Do you give up?"

SWNerd:"Hardly."  While wrapped up in his quote-unquote "clever" scheme, Trekie forgot two things. The lightsabers. Barely able to dodge the spinning blades by going back and out of their way, Trekie fires his gun at SWNerd, who utilizes the Force (and oodles o' concentration) to slow down the bullets, but two still graze his shoulder, drawing blood. SWNerd utilizes the Force to speed up the healing process, closing the wound. He then makes the two lightsabers veer off so he doesn't kill himself, and they start encircling him in dizzying pattern, but leaving a small opening in front of him as he spins around to face Trekie. He blasts blue lightning from his fingertips, which engulf Trekie for approximately 3.1415926535 seconds, leaving him in quite a lot of pain.Closing the gap in the lightsaber barrier, SWNerd then throws his third lightsaber in the air, and uses the Force to send it whizzing up to Bookworm's neck, and it doesn't stop there. (Bookworm now only has time to react, and it is not long enough to pull out his wand and cast a spell.)

Gamer: "SWNerd, get away!" Gamer unleashes the power of his staff once more, but this time he sets fire to the wire of a chandelier above Bookworm's head. Without time to react, Bookworm is crushed and cannot currently get up. Luckily, SWNerd received and interpreted the message in time to follow the intructions. Gamer: 1 , Bookworm : Temporarily distorted in the face and crushed under a chandalier, many things sticking through him. (-5)

SWNerd: SWNerd calls the lightsaber back to himself, and it incorporates into the circling pattern, but now it covers the top of him, which it didn't before. He advances towards Trekie, the lightsaber shield moving with him. He opens a slightly larger hole than last time, and uses both hands to spew insul-(Bulgy's Unspeakable Mishap In Revengeland), Force lightning at him. He then draws his customized (larger power capacity, alternating silver-and-black colour scheme, shorter barrel for easy concealment)Westar-34 blaster pistols (Jango Fett) from his arm holsters. For the time being, he opts to leave his EE-3 blaster rifle (Boba Fett) strapped to his right leg.

Gamer: Taking the opportunity, Gamer uses his staff to throw Bookworm to the top of the building, trapped with no staircase and no way to escape because of a magical barrier. Gamer says: "Myself and my ally shall finish the fight with Bookworm later, but for now, Trekie is set in sights." Quickly uttering the incantation, Gamer creates a spherical shield around him and runs towards Trekie, Staff and Glamdring in hands left and right. SWNerd starts running at the same speed from the same distance, so that they both will reach Trekie at the same time. After running for some time, both attackers realize they are running on treadmills which some other mystical force summoned, after getting off, the two continue the journey to the enemy!

Gamer(some time later): After being within 5 metres of Trekie, Gamer charges up his staff, waiting to unleash the lightning powers that dwell within. 

SWNerd: SWNerd brings up a Force barrier around himself, completely protecting him (even more so than the lightsabers) and sends two of the lightsabers flying towards Trekie, the other one slowly encircling him. 

Bookworm: "Let me down, I have powers, political powers." Bookworm screeches. Crucio! Unfortunately for him the magical barrier causes the spell to rebound, also causing him extreme pain. Accio! The chandelier comes at him and although it destroys the magical barrier it also crashes into him causing him to fall to the ground.

SWNerd: Before Bookworm can reach the ground, the third lightsaber is sent flying at him by SWNerd, and it creates a gaping hole where one of his lungs should have been. Just to make sure though, SWNerd replaces one of the Westar-34's and draws and shoots the EE-3, burnig a hole on an unmelted part of Bookworm's face. SWNerd: 1 Bookworm: -10

Gamer: With Bookworm out of this dual permanently, it is now time to face Trekie. Gamer fires the charged electrical energy from his staff, but misses by a very close distance due to Trekie's reflexes. Gamer now charges and begins to lift Trekie with his magical powers. Keeping him in the air through the power of his staff, he shouts: "Shoot him now SWNerd!"

SWNerd: SWNerd quickly holsters the other Westar-34 and adds his own force grip to the magic o' Gamer, blocking the air to Trekie's lungs/body. The two lightsabers falter from the other distraction, and only manage to make 1 cm deep burns in Trekies left arm and right leg. SWNerd calls the lightsabers back to the floor beside him, deactivated, and shoots 14 shots out of the blaster, of  which only 1 misses. The damage is devided as follows: 4 shots to the right arm, 3 shots to the left leg, 2 to the right leg, 3 to the torso, and 1 to the face (somehow, this improves his looks). The two allies let the body slump to the floor. To make sure it is dead, SWNerd activates the lightsabers and sends them flying through the body. (Gandalf should probably do something too, and include that the body twitches.)

Trekie:  An extremly familiar voice from behind the two says "You assume far too much." The pair wheel around to see a very much alive Trekie smiling at them.  "Simply because someone looks like me and is wearing the same clothing as me you assume it is me, however, I took advantage of your breif pause in concetration while you delt with Bookworm to beam myself out and leave a replacement behind who by the way is far from dead.  If you don't believe me, then try to sense what you thought was me, I fear you will find nothing there,with the possible eception of a duplicate weapon to that upon the scimitar.  All I can suggest is that you find a fast route of escape, as for myself, beam me up Scotty!"  Trekie's atoms are disassembled, and transported to a conveniently nearby located Star ship.

SWNerd: Up in space the Enterprise detects a massive starship appearing from hyperspace. Measuring approximately 12,800 metres long, it is the Eclipse Super Star Destroyer! Armed with 365 heavy and light turbolaser batteries, 175 cuncussion missile launchers, 200 ion cannons, Interdictor abilties (which can pull a ship out of lightspeed and give them a jolt, shudder to think what it might do to someone trying to go faster than that), and finally 30 tractor beam projectors, it approaches the Enterprise and halts 10km away. Sulu tells Trekie that he is being hailed with a preliminary message that should he not answer, he will be destroyed.

Trekie: As Trekie worriedly deliberates how to defeat this massive new threat, the weapon goes off on the planet slaying Gandalf.  "One down one with a massive arse ship to go" he mutters. Sulu alerts him "Captain, we've lost them sir! We can't detect anything."

SWNerd: During this standoff, a shuttle picks up SWNerd from the planet, always staying behind the Eclipse, so Trekie can't shoot him. Trekie recieves recieves another message, this one directly from SWNerd, saying that, being a gentle-persun, he is giving him one more chance to reply before his ship is blown to smithereens.

Trekie: Trekie then recieves a report from commander Data "Sir that is not the Eclipse, it does not read under scanners, I believe it is a hologram, unfortunatly sir that leaves us with no reading on where the real Eclipse is. Suddenly Trekie goes all tight faced "It doesn't matter" he says "I can feel it." Trekie is about to use his power over machines as the one to set off all of SWnerds torpedoes, and blow up his ship, and meanwhile on the eclipse SWnerd is about to use a great act of the Force to crush the Enterprise's feeble hull when suddenly the mystical force that haunts this website transports Trekie and SWNerd onto the planet. SWNerd has a single lightsabre, and Trekie has his custom gun. They wordlessly agree that there is no point in killing the poor crewmen of both ships, so each releases his hold on the other's vessel, as the mystical force sends both ships flying far away from the planet, at a distance where they can only get back after the duel is over. the mystical force permanently disables their weapons systems for good measure. Trekie takes a well balanced stance, ready to dodge hurling lightsabres, block attacking blows (at the arm not the blade), activate his powers as the one as a counter to force powers, or stop an enemy charge, with some well placed bullets that SWnerd would need to stop in order to block. Trekie breathes in deaply, one hand comes up near his face to deflect blows and fire the gun with, the other comes out infront to block attacks, and counter. He beckons.

SWNerd: SWNerd takes an equally competant stance, but with his activated lightsabre clutched in one hand in front of him, as to block any attack that comes his way. He jumps forward, his lightsabre a spinning barrier, madly circling him, blocking the bullets Trekie sends at him.

Trekie: Trekie fires his bullets in a straight line down, createing an almost too easy block for SWNerd, but as SWNerd blocks with a single sweep downwards, the only possible block, Trekie leaps at him with a punch to the face. SWNerd cries out "DANG IT!" and removes one hand from his lightsabre to block it. Having finished stopping the bullets, he swings his sabre to slice off Trekie's head. Trekie blocks the attack by stopping the arm, without touching the sabre, he then counters by sweeping SWNerds legs. SWNerd clears the attack, but as he does so, Trekie begins to fire his gun at SWNerd. Without enough time to block the bullets, SWNerd is forced (no pun intended) to alter the course of his jump in midair. He lands safely. Trekie takes his stance again.(Duuuude, that's A-may-zing. And you spelled my name right too!-SWNerd)

SWNerd: Trekie notices something behind him. As he turns to look, however, it becomes all too apparent that SWNerd used a mind trick on him. However, since Trekie was not weak minded, he was not fooled for long. "Fooled You!" cries SWNerd, pointing one finger at Trekie. SWNerd throws his lightsabre, blade first, at Trekie, controlling it with the Force.

Trekie: Trekie says "AAARR!! A Lightsabre!" and ducks like a sissy. As SWNerd was expecting somthing a little more dramatic or heroic from the one, the lightsabre misses completely. Trekie dramatically gets to his feet. He brushes dust from his cassock in a most exellently good way, he dodges the lightsabre on it's path back to SWNerd. "Fooled you."

SWNerd: SWNerd catches the lightsabre in his left hand, and punches towards Trekies face. However, Trekie uses his amazing reflexes (built from grabbing food before anyone else can), and does a bullet-time backflip to avoid the punch. But, as he is flipping upside-down, he exposes a weakness. SWNerd takes the opprotunity to elbow him in the groin. Trekie resumes his "ready position", wincing. "Now, it's personal."Then through a strained voice says:"Very personal."

Trekie: Trekie grunts, and it looks like he will fall to the ground. "Ha! I'm not falling for that!" Says SWNerd. Trekie falls to the ground. "Bah! A dramatic elaboration!" Says SWNerd. Trekie moans pittifully. SWNerd looks slightly uncomfortable, but says "I'm still not buying it." Trekie rolls onto his back, a look of pain across his face. "OH I'll just finish it!!" Shouts SWNerd. Taking lightsabre in hand, he swings to destroy Trekie for good, but Trekie begins to convulse as he swings, and the blow misses. SWNerd stabs downward, Trekie rolls to his side doubling over in pain, and the stab is thus rendered ineffective. As Trekie lies helplessly, SWNerd takes a cheap shot swing through Trekie, but at the same time Trekie decides that the pain would be less were he to contort himself, thus the swing misses. As Trekie rolls in, his trigger is accidentally rubbed against the Earth, SWNerd barely avoids the first few shots, and is struck by two in the right shoulder. Trekie stumbles to his feet. SWNerd begins the Force healing upon his shoulder. Trekie jumps on his heels, to help with the pain, but he accidentally lands on SWNerds big toe, causeing SWNerd to lose concentration, and accidentally heal the wrong target, Trekie. Feeling much better, Trekie straightens up. sucking on his toe, and healing his wounded shoudler SWNerd says "I knew you were faking it." "Faking it?" says Trekie. SWNerd pauses a moment while this sinks in. "Your luck is just sick." he says scornfully.

SWNerd: SWNerd goes up to Trekie with both hands up in a punching position, with the one closest to Trekie waving, the set up for a sucker punch. However, Trekie will have none of this. He grabs both of SWNerd's hands and flips him back towards the ground. SWNerd was hoping for this, however, and plants both of his feet on Trekies chest, and pushes off with a Force-aided jump. He then flips around a whole bunch, and finally lands with lightsabre extended behind Trekie. Or, at least, what used to be in back of him. Trekie had whirled around, and kicked SWNerd in the groin as he landed. "Fair's fair". In his pain, SWNerd sets up a barrier with his lightsabre controlled by the Force, and heals himself. He then springs up and starts doing an intricate combination of attacks, spinning, slashing, and stabbing. However, he had to concentrate so much on the attacks, that Trekie just side-stepped him and shook his head at the rather pitiful attempt. SWNerd then stopped and said: "Did I kill him?" to no one in particular. After seeing Trekie, he resumed his fighting stance, using the Force to try and stop the ground from spinning so much.

Trekie: "Wow, that was pretty special." After avoiding the attack, Trekie jumps a short distance away, and pulls out his tricorder. "I've got me on here, but I'm not reading any other forms of intelligent life." Trekie earns a good laugh, but is forced to perform a triple butterfly twist into a flight, and hover off the ground to avoid the outraged lightsabre attack that came from SWNerd. Trekie wisely decides to keep his mouth closed.

Trekie: Trekie is distacted by somthing behind him and turns to see. He is now facing away from SWNerd, suddenly he hears SWNerd behind him. "SWNerd?!" He says, "SWNerd?! Where?!" he turns around, punches SWNerd across the face, grabs the back of SWNerds cloak, trounces him across the ground several times, and then slices him in two with his own lightsabre. "Gee that was a fortunate accident."

SWNerd's soul: And from the trounced and sliced body of SWNerd, there come huge yellow letters that spell out "Maybe for you...". They drift off into the infinite expanses of space, and Trekie is the winner.

And so the duel ends, with Trekie as the winner.