Three out of ten.  And it got those points all in one place.  Bumbo.  Bumbo was so amazing!  He was fat!  Coolest parts of the movie, come to think of it, the cool parts in the movie were all Bumbo.  When he smiled, and his forehead moved up, was that awesome or what?  He was danseing and pretending to sing.  Besides, he doesn't have to do anything special, IT'S BUMBO!!!!!! Bumbo was just plain awesome, ten out of ten.  pity he had to be in the Punisher.  Speaking of which, I believe I was about to mock that movie, so here we go:

 

CRAP!!!!!!  What kind of idiot makes a movie by saying "Hey let's make a movie about some sadist who kills people in sick ways, and tortures them first, let's just give him some excuse so he can be the good guy.  Hmmm... Oh I know! We'll have them kill this nice innocent family of his in some brutal massacure, then he can be out there for revenge.  Actually that sounds kind of bad too, how about punishment?"  What sadistic, know-nothing, brain-dead, troll would create such a sin against nature.  The movie has no plot, un-comic relief (except for Bumbo's awesome bits), and action that wouldn't amuse a hyper-active ten-year-old who get's sadistic pleasure from watching people die. Such garbage!!!  Besides, the bad guys (which is a loose term in that movie) shot him thirty odd times in the chest, you'd think they would catch on that he's wearing a bullet pruff vest.  Now let's think about this, your family has been cruelly murdered.  Do you A) take the loss bitterlly, crawl under a mettiphorical rock, go into depression and denial, and refuse to carry on with your life, or do you B) Mysteriously gain alot of money, soop up a car for one chase scene, buy every type of weapon imaginable, and go on a killing spree torturing people.  "you killed my son."  "both of them.  I made you kill your wife, I made you kill your best friend."  who's the sadist there honestly.  But what it lacks in plot, humour, and action it makes up for in originallity of weapons.  I mean it's a sick man who runs around shooting people with a gun, but why drag a bow and arrows into this? silencer not good enough for you?  And why make a knife that shoots it's blade?  Oh right I forgot, more blood comes out of that then a bullet wound, so it must be better.  And a man who is completely unharmed by getting shot dies from boiling water.   And of course let's make a spectacular death for the main guy, dragged through a parking lot of exploding cars.  The skull was kind of cool, but it's ripped right out of Zoro or DareDevil if you haven't seen Zoro.  So let's see, that's one okay bit, that's ruined by the sadistic main guy dragging the body of this man who killed the two most important people to himself and it's all this twisted freaks fault, in a movie of garbage (Excluding of course Bumbo).

And what about that little group of friends, they're in there to be the normal people, the comic relief.  Everyone knows how funny it is when a mans face is half torn of.  What were they thinking!!!!!!!

In summery I'm ashamed to have seen it. Punisher: 0 out of  10, Bumbo: 10 out of 10.

-Trekie