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Here is the second duel arena, where Trekie shall fight Bookworm. They shall dispute over who designs a new background unless Bookworm doesn't care.
 
Bookworm: Shotgun!!! The new background is... oh, wait, I don't care do I.

Background: They are fighting on a infinitly tall spiral staircase. Every ten turns there is a shelf with a weapons rack. Each shelf has different types of weapons on it. ie: Guns, blasters, swords, spears etc.

Bookworm: Seeing as in the other arena the combatants retell their entries, I will now commence to do so. Bookworm is dressed in the royal guard uniform from the gilded chain (that Durendal made). He is holding a Harvest like weapon and a sword breaker. He says- " We have a wager, and I never lose." He pulls out a dice cup and rolls. 6 ones look up at him. In the game he's thinking of, it's called the Dark one's eyes, and it's a winning roll. "Well, that was interestingly pointless, back to the duel." He pulls out 3 juggling balls. He juggles, but it seems like the balls flash like knives. (hehehe).

Trekie: (Seeing as we are doing our intros again) Trekie walks over and says "hey, well... let's fight."

Gamer: (Seeing as we are doing out intros again) Gamer walks down a few steps. "Why am I here?"

Bookworm: Trekie dies. No, no, I'm sorry, he's dead.

Trekie: What th--?

Trekie: Well, that was kind of out of nowhere... Anyhow... So Trekie pulls out his gun and blasts a Red suit off the staircase.

Bookworm: "NOOOOO!!! Oh, a red suit, nevermind." Bookworm picks one up and throws him at Trekie.

Trekie: Trekie unsheathes both his phaser and his costom gun. He dives headfirst towards the redsuit. He first uses his phaser to burn a hole through the red suit, and then fires a barrage of bullets at Bookworm as he flys through the hole.

Bookworm: Bookworm creates a large burning-magic cork in Trekie's gun. The bullets never get out and destruction and blow-upedness are proche.

Trekie: Blows into the back of his gun, the air pressure shoots the cork flying at Bookworm followed by el bullitos and then Trekie, who has put away his phaser and has pulled out his katana, still sheathed.

Bookworm: Steps to the side casually. Picks up a large rock and hurls it at him.

Trekie: By utiliseing his flight skills as the one, Trekie angles his flight path, and that of the bullets. So actually Bookworm just avoided the cork.

Bookworm: Took you long enough. He apparates to several stairs up and fills the area below with wizards fire, combined with several random articles, such as cds and scraps of paper, which are soon incinerated.

Trekie: Appears behind Bookworm and says "Hmm hmm mmwu woooooo!!! I'm glad he's on my side! Oh, wait he isn't is he..." And having thus lost any element of surprise he had, he procedes to strike at Bookworm with his still sheathed katana.

Gamer: Slowly decaying as he stares at the ground, friendless.

Bookworm: Instantly creates a Power wrought blade (made of the Fire in the One Power) and cuts the katana in half. He then commences to cut Trekie's head off.

Trekie: Trekie leaps backwards using the method from Reloaded to pull a pair of sci to himself. He then uses a small device to create an energy shield around the sci. Thus they cannot be chopped in half like the katana that was their predecessor. Trekie then blocks the blow of Bookworm with both sci, kicking at his groin with both feet.

Bookworm: "Which device would this be? It doesn't really affect anything." He leaps to the side grabs Trekie's legs and smashes him against the wall.

Trekie: A personal sheilding device like the one Warf made in that episode of Next Generation where he, Alexander, and Troy got stuck in the holodeck, and the characters started to turn into Data; only I'm using it on my weapons not myself. Meanwhile: As Bookworm spins Trekie, Trekie uses his flight ability to create a leverage point, and throws Bookworm off the edge of the stairs by twisting and straightening his legs. As he does this he pulls out his costoum gun with one hand and begins a constant stream of fire at Bookworm.

Bookworm: Bookworm keeps hold of Trekie's legs, and uses them as a shield from the stream of bullets, while stealthily untying Trekie's shoelace. He then puts more force into the constantly spinning vortex of humans and gumballs. He quickly apparates and uses Trekies momentum to choke him with said laces, he magically ties the other end to a nearby torch bracket, the spinning stops as the rope is yanked taut around Trekie's neck.

Trekie: (For future reference, Trekie has boots like those off Star Trek, and has no shoelaces.) We shall therefore assume that Bookworm conjured a string, and is strangleing him with that. Trekie leans back so that the rope becomes taut, he then slices the cord with one of his sci. Trekie then kicks his legs wildly screaming like a monkey. In disgust Bookworm lets go, ending the crazy spinning mass of bodies.

Bookworm: And?

Trekie: What so you mean "And?" That was my move.

Bookworm: Usually you block and then counter with an attack. Oh well. Bookworm throws a knife directly at Trekie's throat.

Trekie: Trekie casually redirects it with his powers as the one, it is pushed to the side, and imbeds itself in the column at the center of the stair case. Trekie then picks up a nearby weapons rack and hurls it at bookworm. Spears rain down at him, followed by Trekie weilding his sci.

Gamer: The column turns out to be Gamer's hand, and it gets impaled. Gamer uses "Cure" from Metal Gear Solid 3 to fix up his wound.

Bookworm: Uses a blast of the one power to freeze the bullets in one spot and knock Trekie backwards. "And shut up Gamer."

Trekie: Trekie disappears and then reappears behind Bookworm. He stabs at Bookworm with one sci, and swings the other from the side.

Bookworm: ? Disappear? You mean beam? Bookworm does a front roll away from the sci and blows away the area where Trekie is.

Trekie: Well you were kind of supposed to infer that from what I always do, but if you need me to spell it out for you, yes I was beamed. Trekie hurls himself out of the area, rocketed forward by the explosion he half flies and is half flung off the edge of the stairs. He pulls a stun grenade from his belt and hurls it at Bookworm. He then draws dual klingon disrupters, and begins fireing.

Bookworm: Bookworm fires the grenade back at Trekie and teleports the disrupters into the empty are where the fire burned the stairs.

Trekie: Trekie beams in front of Bookworm and punches him in the face.

Bookworm: Apparates behind Trekie before he get's hit and stabs him in the back.

Trekie: Seeing Bookworm disappear he hurls himself forward, still recieveing a cut to the shoulder. As he falls, he spins fireing dual disrupters, and taking control turning the fall into flight.

Bookworm: Creates a shield which reflects the disruptors back at him.

Trekie: Trekie curves sharply and comes flying at Bookworm, pulling out a katana.

Bookworm: Pushes the katana aside with magic, and holds his sword out (both when Trekie gets close).

Trekie: Trekie counters the magical push with his push power as the one. He then uses his sword to deflect Bookworms sword, and counter with a high slice.

Bookworm: Pulls his sword up to deflect it, pokes Trekie in the eye and kicks him in the shin, then apparates and causes an explosion, kidding!!

Trekie: Trekie ducks his head to one side, to avoid the poke. He then sweeps bookworm's kick out of the way with his other foot, and having knocked Bookworm off balance procedes to ram his shoulder into Bookworm's solarplexis (now I know that one's wrong.)

Bookworm: Ducks Trekie's head to one side and does a back flip to avoid the sweep and ram, he then commences to land on Trekie's head.

Trekie: Trekie swiftly jumps forward, and rams his forehead hard into Bookworms spine, silumlaniously whiping out his katana (a different one) he procedes to jab this higher up the back.

Bookworm: Bookworm twists in mid air with a strange cracking sound, avoiding Trekie's head, and twists again to avoid the stab, he lands on his feet and stabs Trekie in the groin with one knife, whirls out another one and slashes Trekie's under-wrists, where he lifted the katana up to stab him.

Trekie: With a simple cresent kick Trekie redirects the attack to his groin off to the side. When Bookworm slashes at his wrists, Trekie pulls his arms back and then forward again in a quick whiping motion, catching Bookworms arm between his own. Trekie twists useing this as a leverage point to throw Bookworm to the ground, spinning all the while, so the Bookworm does not get behind him. Trekie then continues the motion, not having let go of his katana to make a full bodied downward strike.

Bookworm: When Trekie gets his arm in between his 2, Bookworm drops his knife with the groin stabbing hand, and grabs his sword, he then proceeds to cut off Trekie's arms.

Trekie: Being as his attack failed, Trekie pulls out of the throw and slices wildly down with the katana still clutched in his hands. If nothing were done, this would slice Bookworm's one arm in two, and block the knife attack.

Bookworm: Bookworm moves his arm out of the way and stomps on Trekie's katana on the way past, with Trekie's arm down as well, unless he drops the katana, Bookworm stabs him in the throat with one hand and cuts the wrist of his other hand with another knife.

Trekie: Trekie slides his katana to one side avoiding the stomp, he then brings it up and blocks the attack at his throat, he then blocks the knife attack by catching bookworm's slash by the wrist. He then wrenches savagely on the wrist, flipping bookworm, he then lunges at him with the katana.

Bookworm:When Trekie tries to rench, Bookworm gathers the strength of Oy-Oy and pulls back even harder, stabbing him with one of the knives in his left boot.

Trekie: (Trekie would like to note that first, He also posses inhuman strength (And Oy-Oy doesn't?(Butthead!!!! Note the word also retard! I'm saying that Oy-oy can't just overpower Trekie as he would anyone else because Trekie ALSO possess inhuman strength.-Trekie)), and also that even superior stregnth couldn't help you out, because Trekie is useing useing an actual throw not just pulling as hard as he can. But for the sake of getting back to the fight we shall ignore these flaws.) As Bookworm pulls powerfully back, and stabs a knife inwards, Trekie changes his tactic, and, useing his own strength and Bookworm's, he ducks in under the knife, and lunges up and forward into Bookworms gut.

Bookworm: Pulls out his saber and deflects the katana. He then proceeds to slice Trekie's head off.

Trekie: Being as Trekie is moving in with such force, the deflection pushes the katana to the side, but Trekie himself still comes barreling in with all of his strength, plus the speed gained from Bookworm. As both swords must be to the side for the deflection to have been effective, Trekie checks Bookworm hard in the chest, sending him backwards. Trekie then lets go of the katana with one hand, and pulls out his costum gun, fireing it repeatedly at Bookworm. (note that as Bookworm's sword was out of the way, and then he was being pushed back, thus his attack at Trekie's head failed to even be commenced.)

Bookworm: Bookworm brings his sword hilt violently into the side of Trekie's head when he comes barreling into him and at the same time uses Trekie's momentum to put his foot in his groin and flip him over his head and continuing the the motion of his sword he slides the blade across Trekie's throat and drinks the sweet fluid within.

Trekie: The instant Bookworm's sword comes within two inches of Trekie's head, blood begins to spurt from Trekie's nose, the pressure from which blasts both he and Bookworm flying from the staircase.

Bookworm: "Aw, sick!!! Thanks alot jerk." He squeezes the blood from his clothing into a jar and puts a very rotund leather doll inside he then puts a keeping spell on it to prevent it from being harmed.

Trekie: Trekie brings out a tissue and holds it against his nose, whilst (and at the same time) squeezing at the bridge. In a plugged voice he says "Vat's vis sa toll? shu gon due somb kint ob magig 'gause you god by bloot?"

A net of fish falls on Trekie. (That's my move-Bookworm).

Trekie: A net of ugly falls out of Bookworm's face!!! owned! Trekie examines the fish as they fall, and then takes out a disrupter and blasts a wide spread of shots, cooking the fish. Trekie then eats them, and washes them down with the last of the blood from his nosebleed.

Bookworm: The net of ugly completely changes it from before, and then changes back quickly. The fish turns out to be blowfish. Well, Trekie's dead.

Trekie: Actually, Trekie frequently dines on seafood, And this isn't the first time he's eaten a huge load of blowfish and it won't be the last. Meanwhile, Trekie throws a large bucket of hungry squirrels at a red suit who just happened to be passing by, he then kicks a large box of fire ants in Bookworms direction.

Bookworm: "Meh... I hear they're quite a delicacy in some countries." He gorges himself on them, and then begins throwing random red suits at Trekie.

Trekie: Trekie flys up to a nearby weapons rack and grabs a flamethrower. As redsuits continue to fly in his direction, he torches tham, to the point that the burning remains colapse having lost any form of momentumn they had. He then kicks over the weapons rack, and a shower of deadly implements rain down on Bookworm, followed by Trekie still holding the flamthrower.

Bookworm: Turns sidways and slides through the flames and weapons, cutting Trekie in half.

Trekie: Trekie stops in fact, though it's a good effort on Bookworm's part. Trekie then throws a punch at where Bookworms nose now is.

Bookworm: MHMHMHMWHWHWHAOAOAOWOAOEOAOOAW!!!!! The sheer force of his alarm drives Trekie into a huddling crowd of surviving red suits which then die under suspicious circumstances, thereby creating and(TYPO!!!!) introduction to several Star Trek episodes.

Trekie: As the red suits meet there untimely demise, Trekie empolys his arm as a flamethrowerthrower and hurls the device at bookworm's skull.

Trekie: Trekie coughs as the flamethrower takes a very very long time to come near enough for Bookworm to react.

Trekie: Trekie glances at his portable temporal analysis device.

Bookworm: Pulls a random sword from somewhere and twirls the flamethrower, along with Trekie, back from whence it came.

Trekie: "MOM!!! I'm just back for a few minutes, I'm going out again in a few minutes!!! OK?!?!" Trekie then returns and stands a relative distance away from Bookworm.

Trekie: "Okay, blocking the flamethrower was bad, sending me home was awful, but impersonateing infront of my mom? Now it's on!" Growls the angry Trekie. He stands with his hands at his sides, stareing intently at Bookworm. A redsuit who tripped rolls by, resembleing tumbleweed. A death rattle can be heard shaking, but it turns out to be a redsuit getting attacked by a rattlesnake. "Draw." says Trekie staring intently at Bookworm.